dudewithabow:

stay far far away from people who don’t think that clint barton is an integral part of the avengers. you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

#so i basically have to stay away from clint barton 

WOW THAT TAG HURT. (also scarily accurate)

stay far far away from people who don’t think that clint barton is an integral part of the avengers. you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

hideakiohno:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

stephen colbert is a god of satire

writingonthecastlewalls:

The Best of Nathan Filion’s “No Day”

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

idle3re8u5:

ascandalinthepolicebox:

it’s been like six years and i’m still not over the last five minutes of dr. horrible

really? because I didn’t feelimage

the human body is 65% water, and that’s why when someone wants to get with another person, you call them ‘thirsty’

hijabandboijeans:

dudewithabow:

"So, er, for the non South Asians in the audience who perhaps didn’t understand why there was applause, the British built a really extensive railway system throughout India before they left, and it wasn’t so much for transportation for the Indian people, it was because it’s really hard to plunder on foot."

Hari Kondabolu’s joke about the British colonisation of India [x]

this is my all-time favorite hari kondabolu joke.